So I'm in the grocery store last Saturday night, and I'm looking at the green onions. They're pretty ghastly looking and I'm trying to decide whether to buy them at all. There's only 4 left.
Suddenly a woman approaches pretty closely. I think that she wants to look at the green onions, so I scoot over a little.
Then she says, "Excuse me, I know you don't work here, but could you tell me what Ginger looks like?"
The first thing I thought was, "Why the hell do you wanna know what I look like? I don't know you."
Then it occurred to me ... "ginger." Yeah, I showed her where it was. And I told her my name was Ginger.
She's now telling the story of how she asked a random stranger where the ginger was, and her name turned out to be Ginger.
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