Hey, did you hear about the murder in Watertown?

Yeah, my muscles are killing me!

Yesterday was my first session with the personal trainer. Not bad, totally doable, only thirty minutes. Today was my 2nd and 3rd (we combined the 2 half-hour sessions).

oh.

my.

god.

He killed me. He very nearly killed me. He made me feel like I might die. He made me very, very tired, so much so that it was like a state of death. He made me so sore that I can't move, so that's kinda like being dead. I let him do those things to me.

And then I paid MORE money for him to do it to me again.

God, I better look good in 4 months.